Bro code dating your bros ex
25) A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girl’s name.The average relationship between a man and a woman lasts 83 days.Women make excellent bros because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code (Chick do have the chick code!! 23) When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.
When in doubt refer to the check list for bro-proofing your home.
20) A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they’ve selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.
It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.
24) When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock.
All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
10) A bro will drop whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick. ” – “I will finance a boob job.” – “Sorry I threw your shoes out.” – “Your sister let me do that!! But only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large furniture pieces.
It’s normal for a bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. If the bro has vastly underestimated, either his bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are, in most cases stuck in a door-way. 13) All bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman.
8) A bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident.