I know that’s what you thought because when else have you ever come face-to-face with someone who you’ve looked at late at night when your parents have gone to sleep? I know if you see her in real life all your brain is thinking is ‘Naked Naked Naked Naked Naked Naked Naked’ but get a hold of yourself. Maybe you think item songs that corrupt young people’s brains should only be done by Indians instead of being outsourced to white people. C'mon, accept the fact that - it's your own hormonal dysfunction, STOP blaming others for that or get yourself some hightech undies & lock down your Yo-Yoz (swinging too much) huhhh..then you are making noise for that..disgusting, Grow UP!!

Maybe you’re annoyed that her nickname is the same as your favourite cousin Sunny.

rover admits to dating duji-30

"Don’t they do all those flashy, multi-starrer ads?

) "In our marketing classes," he said, emphasising the ‘our’ in a way that instantly made me feel all protective about my small-time little MBA school in Ghaziabad, "they say that celebrity advertising in a double-edged sword, which, if wielded ineptly, can be totally destructive to brand building." "So now I’m inept? "I have the same genes as my Gajju chacha, and he’s smart enough for you, isn’t he?

) and then spent the last year doodling Zoya Singh Solanki , the kisses were just as good as they used to be.

I’d lost three whole kilos in that first month when he left for the US (a best-ever record for me! " He got the coffee, while I sat on the couch, fiddling with my hair, stealing looks at myself in the hallway mirror.

And the stuff coming out of his mouth – always so belittling. "It would be a huge deal to get the job." Ayaan’s forehead creased.

He’d pretended his mom picked it out for him, but I bet he bought it himself. "Never heard of it." "Amos Walter Branson is India’s biggest ad agency." I tell him. Wangu Athroo Vahaawein Gi Tera Vehra Ajj Kushian Nal Peya Sajjeya Saddi Galti Tan Dass... Girls try to look their best for their guys and expect them to be perfect too. Every girl has to dissect her “private life” and tell her friends in excruciating details, how her first “intimate encounter” and every other such incident after that was. So remember to be extra loving the next time around. There was a cricket match on – running on mute on his fancy flat telly. Yes, that is the first question girls ask their friends whenever they find out that their friend is going out with someone new. I couldn’t help noticing how nicely his aquamarine muffler set off the golden tone of his skin. And they’ve been hung up only so that our dog won’t chew on them. The masala dosa=poopy diaper, seekh kebab=human turd thingie actually started to work. And as he talked, his arm draped casually around the back of my shoulders, his fingers gripping mine, the weirdest thing happened. Having done adult films doesn’t mean that’s all you think about and live for. Tussi Lake De Nazaare'an De Patte Oo Ji Assi Neher De Kinaare'an De Patte Han Tussi Pub'ch Hulaarean De Patte Oo Ji Assi Ankhan De Isaahrean De Patte Han Rondi Shondi Maarne Nu Rakhya Bullet Rondi Shondi Maarne Nu Rakhya Bullet Jaande Activa Piche Tooda Patt De... Kaash College Nu Jande Appa Yaarian Kamaunde Eho Gamm Sadaa Virka Ae Rehna Bina Yaaran Kaada Jagg, Kaada Guru, Kaada Rabb Bass Yaar Hunde Jinddgi Da Gehna. Peerh Dukhan Di Seh Ni Sakda, Tere Bin Vi Reh Ni Sakda Peerh Dukhan Di Seh Ni Sakda, Tere Bin Vi Reh Ni Sakda Bahaan Di Menu Kaid'ch Laike, Bhawein Suli Chaarh Dewein Menu Marna Vi Manzoor... 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Hunde, Jaan Naa Dukh Lakoye Koi Watte Gaye Aashiq Ethe, Kayi Ghar Ton Beghar Hoye Kayi Ghar Ton Beghar Hoye Hasdi Khed Di Zindgi Je Karni Dushwaar Nahin Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Todd Ke Dil Jad Jaan Lage Tan, Kehn Saddi Mazboori Nawe Bahane Roz Kadange Paun Lyi Tethon Doori Sau Sau Vaari Vekh Soch Ke Sau Sau Vaari Vekh Soch Ke Ikk Doh Vaar Nahi Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Bekadri Iss Duniyan De Vich Kadar Kise Na Pauni Ginn Ginn Taare Raat Katenga Naa Naini Nindrr Auni Naa Naini Nindr Auni Vicky Virka Ishq De Utte Koi Aitbaar Nahin Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Na Na Dilan Pyaar Nahi Nawa Nawa Pendu'an Ne Liya Daakhla College Nu Janda Yaaran Da Vi Kaafila Nawa Nawa Pendu'an Ne Liya Daakhla College Nu Janda Yaaran Da Vi Kaafila Thalle Landiyan Ne Jeepa Kayi Bulletan Te Jande Hunda Kaiyyan Ne Tan Yaron Bus Utte Chadhna Bauhniyan Jameena Te Takoniyan Haseena Assi Jattan De Puttan Ne Dass Kahda Padhna Laale Naakke Morh'an Te Gali Yaaran Ne Pattne Gulaab De 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Utte Khad De Si Tenu Vekhne Ni Roz Duppan Vich Sarrde Si Gede Tere Pichhe Maar Maar Sohniye Jutti Mitran Di Poori Ghas Gayi Ni Tu Karke Kharaab Ikk Saal Yaaran Da Kiwen Hor Kise Naal Fass Gayi Paisa Vekh Billo Tu Tan Rang Hi Wata Gayi Sadde Sachhe Pyaar Nu Tu Jootha Hi Bana Gayi Paisa Vekh Billo Tu Tan Rang Hi Wata Gayi Sadde Sachhe Pyaar Nu Tu Jootha Hi Bana Gayi Pata Laggeya Ae Ajj Kal Lokkan Ton Ki Tu Gairan De Tan Dil E Vass Gayi Ni Tu Karke Kharaab Ikk Saal Yaaran Da Kiwen Hor Kise Naal Fass Gayi Tere Pichhe &Name& Ho Gaya Shudayi Si Chadde Yaar Beli Ohne Chadh Ti Padhai Si Tere Pichhe &Name& Ho Gaya Shudayi Si Chadde Yaar Beli Ohne Chadh Ti Padhai Si Hunn &Name& Na Like Tenu Kardi Kal Shelli Sanu Teri Dass Gayi Ni Tu Karke Kharaab Ikk Saal Yaaran Da Kiwen Hor Kise Naal Fass Gayi Assi Sige Anjaan Tenu Sake Na Pashaan Kede Janmaan Da Sadde Naal Vair Kaddeya Saddi Galti Tan Dass... Surpriseeeeee A bunch of fresh flowers (or a single red rose, even), fluffy stuffed toys, a beautiful card, sweet text messages, missing-you calls in the middle of work—these thing really, really hold importance to girls.