It aired on Fox in the United States on March 10, 2013, and is written by Wellesley Wild and directed by John Holmquist.

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Like: Don’t ever answer the phone and say “Hi,” use pet names, like “Hey baby” or “Hey daddy.” Guys really like that.

Never say you’re wearing a negligee or a bathrobe because that’s not believable. “Oh, I’m kicking back in my sweats and I’ve got a little tank top on.” Sometimes the training is kind of explicit.

They tend to be quality callers —less perverted than Americans. If they find out I’m in the USA, though, they will usually hang up. He was like, “I’m a wittle wittle person, I want you to sit on me.” I once told a guy I was 300 pounds, that wasn’t fat enough for him so he hung up on me. Occasionally I get calls from females, but usually those calls don’t last very long because they’re like, Ironically the calls from women are the worst. A lot of guys say they’re going through a divorce or they’re in a loveless relationship.

When you take a call you never know what you will get: You could go to Candyland or you could go to Crackville. I can’t keep them on the phone to save my life and they are very pushy. Many just want conversation — marriage proposals are common.

He ends up losing everything, including Xerxes, when the motorcycle owner files a lawsuit against him.

Lois berates him for losing everything, and is forced to get a job.

Chris wants the birds to reenact the Benson episode "Conflict of Interest." A falcon sweeps in and snatches the smaller birds. He acquires a falcon, which he names Xerxes and trains to fetch him things.

As Peter sets off to take Xerxes to the park, they spot a couple on a motorcycle with a sidecar, and uses Xerxes to hijack the motorcycle and steal it.

But it switched the 888 area code for 800, which is the number of a service calling itself “America’s hottest talk line.” “Guys, hot ladies are waitng to talk to you. FEMA quickly deleted the message and posted the correct number, but not before the error was pointed out by followers.

Phone sex lines might seem antiquated, but operators say they’re still a very profitable business, even in the Internet era, when free pornography is at anyone’s fingertips.

If you’re creative and have the gift of gab, you’ll be good at this job.